rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
The awkward moment when you see your friend...
And you’re just like: ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME.
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...– Unknown (via underarcaneskies)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
beyoncebeytwice: chromo-somes: beyoncebeytwice: today in class i was eating pretzels but i was eating too fast and i like started choking and gagging and this boy that i kinda like was sitting next to me and instead of giving me mouth to mouth and falling in love with me like in the movies he just stared at me so i dont like him anymore i cannot breathe omfg yea neither could i