February 2012
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
“I was tired of secrets, tired of seeing things I was not supposed to see. And so...”
– John Grisham (A Painted House)
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
When Eminem tries not to smile.
xqabriellx:
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
How to comfort a crying friend
kookoomama:
“I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.”
– Tom Waits (via katelizabeth)
mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
